Home + TCGOB NASCAR! + Photo Garage + Links + Mad Mad Automotive World + Driving Songs + Humor Pages + Reader's Rides+ All About TCGOB + Contact Us Welcome to TCGOB's NASCAR Humor Pages! ALL ARTICLES WRITTEN BY STEVE WINGATE (SCC) notation denotes work originally published on Mike Calinof's Stock Car City. The REAL Car Guys   I've gained a new respect for all those guys behind the scenes of NASCAR since I myself started trying to do a little bit of what they do…. Namely, understand cars. Monkey Motions Gawd, I love Bristol! (SCC) Racing School on a Budget I can just imagine myself barreling through the turns in a finely tuned racing machine, the sound of the yowling engine and barking tires transporting me into fits of epiphany.  While the world blurs by in wash of speed, I also take in the smells of burning rubber, high octane fuel and the acrid smell of my instructor dampening his fire retardant suit... (SCC)  Invasion of the Grade School Race Analysts If you've ever seriously considered letting your kids watch a NASCAR race with you, read this article first. (SCC) Bristol:Stick With What Works First time winner.  Post race skirmish on pit road.  Lots of mangled sheet metal.  Flaring tempers.  Buckshot Jones wrecking. (SCC) Howdy Tony! Welcome to Alabama! Warning: Must have Senseofhumor version 3.2 installed to read this article.  (SCC) "Welcome to Talladega, Mississippi?" A little ditty about a typo from hell. (SCC)  "NASCAR Lingo Strikes Back" More lessons on talkin' NASCAR like a pro. (SCC) "Still Playing With Cars After All These Years" NASCAR toys bring out the kid in all of us. (SCC) "Talladega in October is No Sweat" Remembrances of summer at Talladega. (SCC) "Okay... Someone Explain This One To Me" How NASCAR is helping race car drivers not to fall down and go boom.  "Bad Ol' Wace Car Dwyvas!" The Looney Tunes race report from Richmond.  Originally appeared on Stock Car City. (SCC)  "Know Thy NASCAR Lingo" Mystified by the jargon on race day? Click here to bone up. (SCC) "More NASCAR Lingo: Fans Talk Back" Fan responses to "Know Thy NASCAR Lingo" (SCC) "Always Give The Fans A Good Show?" Just a few of my silly ideas to improve NASCAR's entertainment value.  (SCC)  "The Blair NASCAR Project" Just how bad was NBC's coverage of the Pepsi 400?  Here's my take..... "NASCAR Smackdown!" Bristol, Spring 2001.  We have a first time winner and an all-out racin' feud. "From Valvoline to Viagra" So.... Mark Martin has a new sponsor.  How interesting....... CLICK HERE FOR MORE HUMOR BY STEVE WINGATE 2002 Car Guy of Benchfield Home + TCGOB NASCAR! + Photo Garage + Links + Mad Mad Automotive World + Driving Songs + Humor Pages + Reader's Rides+ All About TCGOB + Contact Us